-Oh you haven´t? What was I doing so damn special?
-Well for start I doubt I´ve ever noticed a woman that not only opens the door for herself but also has following her with their heads down 2 grown up men.
-Oh,they were grown ups?
-Actually I´ve recognised one quite easily,he´s quite known here,never in my life expected to see him in that position.
-He was carrying my coat I seriously doubt you might call that a ´´position``
-And the other one what was his purpose for the night?
-Entertainment? Don´t we all look for that?`
-Well are the 2 men friends?
-Of course not they barely know each other and by the look in their eyes I doubt they´re be getting to be real friends anyday sooner also.
So I was right S.they are your puppets.
Hmm.pets would be more appropriate,you know those little dogs/animals that people own for their own enjoyment and entertainment?`Yeah well I preffer to own men.
-And do they like to be owned by you?
-Hmm,yes and no,is a love and hate thing,but I did hear that it is quite sensual.
-Well aren´t I sensual? Didn´t you notice me cause of that,or were you too preocupied looking at the 2 men?
-Of course not,you are quite the looker not to mention with a strong attitude and class,real class.
-Oh dear trust me I know.
-I bet you do.
This´´one´´ has approached me a long time ago.
While remaining distant he always seem to have kept some inner admiration for all women that were abit out of the ordinary.
I often ´´found´´´himself in unexpected places in which I was wondering around,drinking my tea and spending my qualitative time.
He was always the one that tried to remain distant,looking at me subtle but consistent.Many times he would be joined in ´´depression´´ by some blonde dumb looking woman.I´m not disconsidering blondes but yeah they looked and clearly were dumb as hell judging from his look as they responded to some questions.
You might say his goal was clear.To prove me wrong but as time passed I´ve managed to prove him wrong not the other way around.
His ´´attacks´´ were charming and funny.
Words like´´but I don´t need you`` kept being said with normal responses from my behaf as well:
-Should you need me?Should anyone?
That´s the fun of everything,no one actually needs me just they can´t live without me once they get to know me.
His biggest ´´crush´´ was to see one of those that couldn´t live without me happened to be one of his best friend.
-What did you do to him? Tell me!
- Me? What could I possible do to him (smilling) nothing that he wouldn´t do alone to himself
-I was just being charming me as always,or don´t you find me charming anymore?
-No I don´t,now especially not! S.he´s struggling,he keeps telling me about this beautiful woman that he adores and how much he wants to please her,he doesn´t sleep,hardly works anymore and keeps struggling his brains asking around what can he do to keep a woman like you happy
-Did you suggest a lobotomy? Those seemed to work in the good old days...hmm..
-You will let him alone,do you hear me? cut each connection with him,don´t call him,don´t talk to him,don´t even look at him!
-Who says I´m doing any of those?! He´s the one stalking me in the first place`!
-V.would never stalk anyone!
-Ask him dear,you shall hear that your nice V.actually loves doing that
This non-believer seemed to keep pissing me off,It was rather funnier somehow he was trying so hard to convince himself exactly how much he hates me when actually he felt the opposite.Of course he wasn´t argueing me cause of his friend but basically argueing himself for giving a fuck and blaming me for his own weakness.
But he soon realised that.
-I´ve came to see you S.
-Here´s the idea S. apparently V.says you gave him hope with your seductive looks and random chats.
-Yes,you did,tell me why you´ve done it,tell me!!!!!
This image seemed rather pathetic even objectively speaking
The non-believer was accusing me in the middle of the night,about something I´ve never did and hating me cause his friend had a little crush for me.
I didn´t even know if I should laugh or really laugh.
-Here´s the drill,V´s favourite lawyer,I´m not interested in V and if I will find some future pleasure in screwing him especially sexually that shall be between me and him do you have that clear?
-So you do want him! I knew it! Why him?`Why him tell me!
-He has nothing! nothing that I have! he is weak,he is poor he isn´t a real man,you need a real man you need me! say you need me!!!!!(having some rather psycho desperate look as touching my waist and one of my arm)
-That has to be the stupidiest,lamest,pathetical shit I´ve ever heard in my whole life and yes I did hear alot of them.
You think cause of this macho stupid attitude me or every woman shall pick you?
You are a show off.With your abbs and tight shirts and your car and ´´always perfect look´´ and your barbie girls do you think that´s what makes a man a man?
-Don´t be pathetic return to your lame-superficial life and let others live
-But I can´t live without you anymore! and I can´t stand the fact of you being with another man,it´s killing me on the inside!
-Well then,you will have to learn to live with it.
Oh yes this was the beginning of a long and so much ´´dramatic´´story.